Shorts on Acid

Is this a dare? Depends on how brave you are. For me, EVERYONE in my area is brave, so really, it's hardly a deviation from the norm. I could make a joke that you're amish so you wouldn't wear these and then oh wait how do you own a computer. Ha ha ha. Please understand sarcasm. That's from like 2001.
Joke is officially old.
Shorts.
So, these are from H&M, so surprisingly cheap! Yay!  Again, how to wear these breaks down into two categories: the daring and the understated. And yes, there is a huge difference between understated and wallflower. What I'm trying to get across here is that there are people whose kids will laugh at their fashion choices in old photos, and there are those whose kids will be surprised at how classic their parent looks. There are risk-takers and there are thoughtful people.
Shorts.
I've never ever stayed on topic ever in my life. When I was a kid I used to
...Shorts. This is about shorts.
For the classic: Wear crazy shorts with a simple shirt, and if you are in that wasteland between wanting to wear the shorts and hide them, you can never to wrong with a breezy cardigan.
For the daring: Hello my lovelies, and welcome to your new favorite trend. With these shorts, I'd suggest a lavender shirt. Really, wear whatever you feel like on top, just make sure the colors don't clash. We need unity somewhere in your outfit and god knows the shorts will throw everything off. Wear high-top shoes of any kind to show off your legs, and therefore your shorts. WORK THAT SHIT.
Kisses