How-to:Red Lips

This is in no way a dare. Red lips, my dear, are a complete lifestyle. Really, I wear them when I get angry, as a warning to the world. Yes, I really do have that thought process in my head but if you really feel like calling someone stupid, go on a political video about youtube. Hate to your heart's content.
Red Lips.
Well, before doing anything, apply lipstain (can be found at local drugstores, any kind will do). I'd suggest chap stick after that, so your lips don't get all nasty. You COULD apply lipstick or gloss after that, but let's face it: you don't need to.
Guys actually don't like the thought of red lips leaving stains on them to my knowledge, and this is mainly why I recommend lip stain over lipstick--it STAYS. That's because it's a glorified marker, but regardless, I swear by lip stains. If you want that ever-so-sexy swipe of lipstick though, be my guest. There's something undeniably retro and cool about good ol' lipstick.
Times to wear red lips:
If you don't want a kiss on the first date
When you need to be noticed
During a recession (TRUTH! It creates an instant outfit, why do you think it was so popular during the thirties-fourties?)
when you feel pale but want to make it trendy
feeling retro
Christmas
sometimes school? high school? I wouldn't say college, though. Suck it up freshman, you all will be dressing in yoga pants soon enough.
when you're angry;)
Lastly, when you feel a need to look pretty and really don't care who it's for. Most guys will notice but are repelled by red lipstick in a lot of cases. Rock it with confidence, though. Red lips are what turn heads and start trends.
Kisses